So Thirsty by Rachel Harrison
"Speculating about alternate fates is a waste of time." - from So Thirsty by Rachel Harrison. Unfortunately, fellow readers, So Thirsty is also a waste of time. Be forewarned. Spoilers are ahead. I'm sorry to say this. Really, I am. I enjoy a good vampire book as much as the next person. Heck, I enjoyed the Twilight series way back when it was first published and everyone was reading it. So when I heard that Rachel Harrison, an author I was unfamiliar with, had written a book described as "bloody" and "seductive" in which two women -- not teens but women -- who were on a girls' birthday weekend get turned into vampires, I was on board. So Thirsty started off fine. It had promise. Our heroine, Sloane, is fine, if maybe just a bit whiny. But she is married to an ass, so I'll give her a pass on that. I won't, however, give her a pass on her constant obsession with wrinkles and aging and Botox, given tha...
